Woohoo! The winner of the 6 month membership to vegan culinary portal Spork Online is reader “Beans.” I picked the winner with Random.org, so that I wouldn’t be biased in my choice. However, I can completely related to Beans’ rant about V-day! An excerpt:
“I see Valentine’s Day as an excuse to see my man (he lives two hours away), eat some awesomely sensual vegan food, and have mind-blowing sex; who could hate that?!?!”
You and I agree, Beans!
On another note: This has nothing to do with Valentine’s day, or Spork Online, but with fancy penises. What!?!
My most recent ex once lovingly (?) told me he was terrified of being my ex-boyfriend for fear of what I would write about him on the internet. Seriously, I am suspicious it was at least 77 percent of the reason he didn’t want to break up. I’m batshit crazy and we lived 8 hours apart! There could be no other reason.
With that in mind, this video—courtesy of my fav procrastination website Cracked.com—is a terrific example of why break-ups and the internet go together like a night of heavy drinking and dairy products.