Use Your Vagina to Make a Difference
As you probably already know, November is mustache season. In case I am wrong and you really don’t know, Movember, as it is called, is a month where men all over stop shaving their upper lips to raise funds for prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men. That is great, but as a woman, you may be thinking—what can I do to help? I love prostates, too!
Enter November 18th, National Fuck a Mustachioed Man Day. When I Googled it, I found the following video. I was already excited about the video BEFORE Emily McCombs, MY NUMBER ONE LADY CRUSH (swoooon) came on screen and told ME (and a billion other ladies but mostly ME) to fuck a mustache. If Emily told me to do it, I am going to do it! Anyway, this hilarious video, put out by Asylum.com, talks about all the reasons women hate cancer and what we can do about it! Classic quotes include “you’re not a whore if it’s for charity!” It’s true. You’re not.
Watch the video:
And then go find a guy with a mustache and sit on it. Hmm what?
Oh hey, Emily, I know I could just email you this but I thought it would be more romantic (creepier) if I publicly let you know I adore you (No homo. Okay well maybe a little homo) and can I please come visit you in Brooklyn where we can I don’t know talk about sex toys and premature ejaculation and prostates over some cupcakes. Or coffee? Maybe?