The Narcoleptic’s BFF: A Slumbering Vibrator

What do I love more than stumbling across hilarious, weird and wacky sex trends? When other people stumble across them for me. Recently, vegan culinary genius Ayinde Howell tweeted to me (yep! I, the same person who doesn’t own a Smartphone or laptop made in the last decade, am on twitter…@sexytofublog) this interesting blog post from Good, about a patent pending slumbering vibrator. Say whatt!? Yep, this is a hands-free vibrator—created by Jacqueline Tadros of Fort Lauderdale, Florida—that is activated while you are asleep so that you don’t have to put any effort in at all to get yourself off. You don’t even have to be conscious.

The idea behind this is that everyone gets worked up when they are sleeping (hello, morning wood…) and Tadros writes that “while in a sleeping state, a subject is not able to activate or initiate a vibratory device to induce stimulation.”

Her solution is an itty bitty vibrator you put inside you before bed that will provide you with feel-good vibes at a pre-set time while you slumber.

But my question is, who the hell would want to sleep through that? I guess it could be fun to use it as your alarm clock…I use the vision of a fresh brewed cup of coffee to get my feet on the floor in the morning, but I suppose an orgasm is a bit more convincing. Hoorah for orgasms for breakfast! 

Also, why limit it to sleeping? What about at work? How noisy is this thing, anyways? This could have the possibility of making my 3pm office slump a lot easier…and also, I go on a lot of really long car trips. Can I use it then? Maybe I could rig it to the number of miles I have driven instead of a specific time…That would make my lead foot a whole lot heavier. “I’m sorry officer, it’s just this hands-free sex toy I have rigged here…”

 Anyways, way to be creative, Jacqueline Tadros! Who ever said Florida is just for old people? I know what I want for Christmannukah…

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2 Responses to The Narcoleptic’s BFF: A Slumbering Vibrator

  1. I dont think Id wanna sleep through that either!! But as an alarm..oh yea!! I would love one of these for work, but I’m a waitress..could you imagine “how would you like your steak…ahhhhHhHhhhh…cooked sir?”

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