Something in the Air..

Slut Truffle makes sparks fly...

You know those moments when you realized you just missed something truly momentous? Like showing up at a bar five minutes after a call for free shots, or glancing up after your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend trips over her stripper heels and eats shit. Well I’ve been in New England spending some time playing with my uncle and cousin who have flown in from Honolulu to enjoy the changing of the leaves, and we ventured out to New Haven to eat at Claire’s. As we sat waiting for our food my mama picked up a copy of the New Haven Advocate, flipped to the Fine Arts section and said oh listen to this Zo! I was only half listening as I made intense eye contact with the door to the kitchen, hoping that any second the waitress would appear with my bowl of split pea soup, until she read a pull-quote that really got my attention: “As long as you don’t actually have an orgasm, you’re following the rules of Air Sex.”

Immediately forgetting all about my soup, I began reading an article titled “Air Banging,” which is exactly what it sounds like. Similar to air guitar, air banging is going through the motions of gettin’ down and dirty without actually gettin’ down..or dirty. Even more hilarious than the fact that this is an actual hobby for some is the fact that they have an Air Sex Tour, and Air Sex World Championships! However, my joy was  immediately pissed upon when I found out that not only do they have these championships, but they had one at Toads Place in New Haven on October 6,  THE NIGHT BEFORE! I was so upset that when my food did arrive, I couldn’t even eat it.

 Okay, that never happened, but I was pretty devastated that I didn’t get to go watch a bunch of people in costumes lube up and make love to  Casper the extra-friendly ghost, pictures of supposed ex-girlfriends, and jars of Crisco.

Air Sex contestants take dry humping to a whole new level. They dub themselves with stage names and are given about two minutes to put on a performance to the song of their choosing, using whatever props they choose, including other people.  They can do whatever they want, whichever way they want it, as long as (most of) their clothes stay on and no actual orgasm occurs. As I read the article, written by Brianna Snyder, I felt a bit better knowing that most Air Sex events are sold out, so I probably couldn’t have gotten into the Toads show even if I had stumbled across the paper a few days earlier. To cheer myself up I went back to the farm and looked up some contestants on YouTube. Slut Truffle (pictured above buzzing off a chastity belt with a chainsaw…) seemed to be a favorite, probably cause she is hot and flexible— two qualities that will take you far in life— but the most hilarious video I found was a compilation from Air Sex Japan.  The sport was started in Japan in 2006, where it works as a past-time for the sexually frustrated. In fact, my most reliable source informed me that Air Sex creator J-Taro Sugisaku claims Air Sex was invented by a group of “bored men without girlfriends.” This doesn’t seem to translate into American Air Sex, as Slut Truffle looked far from frustrated

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5 Responses to Something in the Air..

  1. Hi just thought i would tell you something.. This is twice now i?ve landed on your blog in the last 3 weeks looking for completely unrelated things. Great Info! Keep up the good work.

  2. Don’t give up on air sex. Next time you have the chance to attend an event, I highly encourage you to do so!

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